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The Priest and His Donkey
Gloria.TV – News Briefs  07/10/2011 06:52:00
The Priest and His Ass Donkey
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A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.

The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS .

The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race, and this time it won.

The headline read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent.

The next day the headline read: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local farmer for $10.

The headline read: NUN PEDDLES HER ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.

They buried the bishop the next day

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Simple but orthodox Catholic  11/10/2011 21:21:00
Far better jokes, funnier and in much better taste, have been posted on this site. Quite frankly, I'd expect this kind of joke on a fundamentalist Protestant [I can't even imagine mainline Anglicans/Episcopalians or Lutherans doing so] or an Islamic site.
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Mell  09/10/2011 22:59:50
This is a great joke. I've forwarded it to friends who can check out gloria tv on their own. Love you guys.
Temperance  09/10/2011 18:56:23
I rated this joke poor! Just because Ass is in the Bible doesn't make it right to use in regard to a bride/Nun of Christ. This joke is in poor taste!
Holy Cannoli  08/10/2011 09:47:11
How many times does the word 'ass' appear in the Bible?

The word "ass" in scripture refers to the animal donkey, and appears approximately 87 times in the King James Version.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_times_does_the_word_%27ass%27_appear_in_the_Bible

5 Stars!

Jaimemn  08/10/2011 00:39:44
I am astonished that just a few people protest against these jokes and even more astonished that they are rated that high!
armadablanca  07/10/2011 10:09:10
Come on! We don't need this kind of jokes.
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