Bloopers from Church Bulletins
Gloria.TV – News Briefs 01/02/2012 06:31:48
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy."
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I upped My Pledge----Up Yours."
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
he third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
