Easter Bunnies
Gloria.TV – News Briefs 09/04/2012 07:01:28
Humor
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A. A bunion.
Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A. To the hare-after.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.


