St. Peter calls Satan
Humor

So Billy Graham, The Pope, and the American guy that does the “Save the Children” Commercials (Can’t remember his name) all die in a bizarre three way plane crash, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates with a very surprised St. Peter.

“What are you doing here so soon?!

I am sorry, but your mansions just aren’t ready yet, and we have no place for you at the moment.

Let me see what I can do.” St. Peter goes to the phone, “Hey, Satan? Yes this is St. Peter. Listen, we have three guys up here, they are ours, but we aren’t ready for them yet. Can you hold them for a short period of time while we hurry up and finish their homes up here?

You will? That’s great, thanks. I owe you one.” So the three are shipped down.

3 days later, St. Peter gets a phone call.

“Pete? Satan. Get these clowns OUT OF HERE NOW!"

"The Pope is forgiving everybody, Billy Graham is saving everybody and the third guy just raised enough money to have air-conditioning installed!!”