Worms
Humor

On Sunday morning, the preacher brings in 4 covered jars with one live worm in each.

In one he poured whiskey, in one he poured liquid chocolate, in the third one he poured cigarette smoke and in the fourth one he threw in dirt. Result was nothing unusual.

Worms in first three jars died.

He then looked at the congregation and said, "I don't have to tell much. I believe you have learned a clear lesson".

Then he pointed at a gray haired little old lady in the back pew and asked,"Excuse me, Ma'am. Can you tell what have you learned?"

Without any hesitation the sweet old lady said,"If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate you'll never have worms".