FROM CHURCH SIGNS TO BLOOPERS IN THE BULLETIN
Humor

"Seven days without prayer makes 1 weak," reads a favorite.

"Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help," is another.

"Get rich quick. Count your blessings."

"Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?"

"Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet Him)."

"Occupy Church."

"Hot? Our church is prayer-conditioned."

"There's no A.C. in hell either."

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Every day above ground is a good one."

"God answers knee-mail."

"The most powerful position is on your knees."

"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."

"Repent now. Avoid the rush on Judgment Day."

"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place."

to be continued...