Peanuts
Humor

A priest visited a little old lady at her home. She got a phone call, and he waited in the living room while she went into the kitchen.

Bored, the priest began to nibble on the peanuts she had in a bowl on the table.

When she came back, after 45 minutes, she apologized, and asked his forgiveness, as she had not spoken to her sister in a long time.

Father, in turn, apologized, as he had finished off all the peanuts.

She laughed, and told him to relax. "I don't mind, Father. Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them now."