Confession
Humor

An old man bursts into a priest's study and says, " I've got to tell you this.

I'm 50 years old and for the thirty years I've been married I never cheated on my wife.

Then this sweet thing moved in next door and since then.....wow!" "Bada-Boom - Bada-Bing!!!"

"How long has it been since your last Confession ?" asks the priest.

"I've never been to Confession. I'm Jewish"

"Then why are you telling me this?"

"I'm telling everyone!"