Blondes
Humor ~ The following humorous true story was submitted by a blonde member of Gloria.tv who chooses to remain anonymous in order to protect her identity and some honor. :o)
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Another blonde moment and just one of the hazards of smoking.

One day i was feeling really down so i decided to have my hair and
nails done to lift my spirits.

My husband said i should do something nice for myself with the
allowance he gives me plus i should reward myself for going a
whole week without a cigarette.

I went to the beauty salon and payed nearly $ixty bucks on
an air-brushed acrylic manicure, It looked great and I felt good about myself.

On the way out of the mall, it started to rain and my hair was getting wet.

Being frustrated I got in the car and went to light a
cigarette. As I was lighting it, I torched my thumb nail
and it instantly burst into an acrylic accelerated flame.

I continued to drove out from the mall and so I just stuck my hand out the window allowing the rain to instantly douse the fire on my nail.

So much for my treating myself to a hair style and manicure.

I went back home and (the happy ending) my husband still loves me
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