The Cafeteria is Closed. Are you a cultural or "cafeteria" Catholic? If so, you just might find that the cafeteria is scaling back its hours and closing its doors. Here is the menu à la carte: CEOs (…More
The Cafeteria is Closed.

Are you a cultural or "cafeteria" Catholic? If so, you just might find that the cafeteria is scaling back its hours and closing its doors. Here is the menu à la carte: CEOs (Christmas [and] Easter Only); CASE (Christmas And Sometimes Easter); C&E (Christmas & Easter); CMEs (Christmas, Mother's [Day and] Easter); A&P (Ash [Wednesday] & Palm [Sunday]), CAPE (Christmas, Ash [Wednesday] Palm [Sunday], Easter); PACE (Palm [Sunday], Ash [Wednesday], Christmas, Easter); Poinsettia & Lily Catholics; Christmas Bunnies; Chreasters; and, Two-timers.
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This beer stein with the inscription: Pope Benedict XVI "The Cafeteria is Closed" can be purchased on-line from cafepress.ca
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