The Doorbell

The Doorbell
Humor

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is too small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the pastor moves closer to the boy's.

He crosses the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the pastor smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!

You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about! the person responds.

Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.

I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!
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