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Reform Pope Francis in Action!

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If Pope Francis had his way, he would be riding a unicorn with an LGBT rainbow-coloured mane and leading a parade of newly ordained lesbian "priests" to an inter-faith dialogue summit chaired by a Muslim. Our Pontiff would promptly dismount, kneel, and kiss the Muslim's slippers. Then he'd kiss the rabbi's shoes, the Buddhist's sandals, the Hindu sadhu's filthy dung-covered feet, the Unitarian's …More
If Pope Francis had his way, he would be riding a unicorn with an LGBT rainbow-coloured mane and leading a parade of newly ordained lesbian "priests" to an inter-faith dialogue summit chaired by a Muslim. Our Pontiff would promptly dismount, kneel, and kiss the Muslim's slippers. Then he'd kiss the rabbi's shoes, the Buddhist's sandals, the Hindu sadhu's filthy dung-covered feet, the Unitarian's sneakers, the Mormon's cowboy boots, and the boots of a TV camera-man who got too close while filming this travesty.

Later in the day, he'd attend the first solemn puppet-show teen-rock mass conducted by his new "priests" during which he'd refuse to kneel at all since, as we all know, he has a back problem that renders the act almost impossible.
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On this day in 1887, Francesco Forgione was born, better known by his religious name, the great saint, Padre Pio Ora pro nobis
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What a miserable Gaucho. Not even his (here politely hidden) spurs would help.
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Dead lame duck on a dead horse.
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"Jesus intentionally omitted telling his disciples many things so that the Church would learn to renounce the desire for clarity and order." -Pope Francis, 21st general assembly of Caritas Internationalis
God help us.
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All of the cartoons are right on the money. God save your Church from homoheretics.
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