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New cardinals quarantine in pope's hotel ahead of consistory

ROME (AP) — The Vatican’s Santa Marta hotel was built to sequester cardinals during papal elections. It’s now sequestering soon-to-be cardinals in …
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Pope Francis fears "The God Of Surprises" giving him one in the form of some COVID. More formally called The Changer Of Ways, the "God Of Surprises" delights in change for its own sake. Worse, Francis has been Pope now for seven years which the sacred number of a rival Ruinous Power, The Lord of Decay, the traditional enemy of the God Of Surprises.

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Pope Francis fears "The God Of Surprises" giving him one in the form of some COVID. More formally called The Changer Of Ways, the "God Of Surprises" delights in change for its own sake. Worse, Francis has been Pope now for seven years which the sacred number of a rival Ruinous Power, The Lord of Decay, the traditional enemy of the God Of Surprises.

It's the perfect time for The Lord of Decay to humiliate The God Of Surprises by infecting a minion with this year's most fashionable virus.

It's no coincidence that The Lord Of Decay unleashed this affliction on the world through his lackeys, the Skaven of the East. 2020 is, after all, Year Of The Rat. We're not living in the End Times, we're living in a real-life Warhammer game. Think I'm kidding? The Lord of Excess has his cultists parading through the streets

The Blood God has been fairly quiet for the past four years, only because he fears The Emperor Of Mankind and his mighty wrath.