De Profundis
4808
Ultraviolet
A Greenie... try not to faint from the shock. :D
George Obregon
Doctor: ... "Miss Firth I have bad news, you have an enlarged prostate."
Hugh N. Cry
Step right up folks, see the bearded “lady,” and Jojo the dog-faced boy. Don’t miss Thelma the lizard queen, she walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile.
Louis IX
Not in Scotland but I’ll opine that Dick needs a shave.