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Bishop apologizes for invalid baptisms in his diocese, warns of more cases

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Following two instances in recent weeks of “priests” who found out they were never validly baptized in the first place – and therefore they were not validly ordained priests – Bishop Michael F. …More
Following two instances in recent weeks of “priests” who found out they were never validly baptized in the first place – and therefore they were not validly ordained priests – Bishop Michael F. Olson of Fort Worth, Texas, has issued an apology to all Catholics for ministers deviating from the proper formula for baptism.
“It is possible that we will learn that this aberrant practice of changing the valid formula for Baptism may have occurred more often than we know right now,” Olson cautioned.
Orthocat
Earlier in his ‘reign’ Francis quipped that most marriages were probably invalid, seems he had some kind of inside knowledge. The problem is far more worse than one sacrament!
Ultraviolet
Since Pope Francis qualified his sarcastic statement on two points saying, "most marriages were probably invalid", he implicitly concedes exceptions do exist meaning, at least a few marriages must be valid. "Ergo", as you might say,Francis means marriage is a sacrament and you libelled the man with your fallacious misinterpretation of his comment.

You see @Jimmy? This is how logic More
Since Pope Francis qualified his sarcastic statement on two points saying, "most marriages were probably invalid", he implicitly concedes exceptions do exist meaning, at least a few marriages must be valid. "Ergo", as you might say,Francis means marriage is a sacrament and you libelled the man with your fallacious misinterpretation of his comment.

You see @Jimmy? This is how logic truly works when it's a tool and not simply a rhetorical prop.

"The man doesn't believe in the sacraments."
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Ultraviolet
If you think this is bad, imagine all the families who realize those priests administered Confession and the Last Rites invalidly. Now those are some unhappy customers. o.O
Jump JET
All dioceses need to check their priests/deacons. Arlington VA has a retired priest who didn't use the correct formula in the confessional..."I forgive you" was his preferred method. Ordained in the 70s of course...