Tesa
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Here comes the next stage: Pentagon [???] is developing a microchip to be put under one's skin that can detect corona in the blood
dailymail.co.uk

Pentagon scientists invent microchip which senses COVID-19 in the body

Pentagon scientists working inside a secretive unit set up at the height of the Cold War have created a microchip to be inserted …
Roberto 55
a new way how to be chipped...
mccallansteve
Most Americans will beg to be first in line to get it
Cuthbert Mayne
Specially if a free hamburger is offered along with chips
Ultraviolet
...because it is imperative to detect a virus that has a 98% recovery rate. :P