Francis Church: The New Act of Contrition

Marco Tosatti has published the text of a new act of contrition that reflects the faith of the Francis Church, "I am sorry with all my heart that I have been sorry for having sinned, because sinning …
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This was satire. Unfortunately, it has become hard for people to tell.
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I made changes to the Our Father too…

THE OUR FRANCIS
Our Francis, who art in the Vatican,
how did you get to be pope.
Your errors confuse and your heresies abound
in Amoris as in Letitia.
Give us this day our daily dig.
And accuse us of our trespasses, as you accuse
Vigano, the Dubia Cardinals, and rigid promethian pharisees of trespassing against you..
And don’t lead us not into temptation, …More
I made changes to the Our Father too…

THE OUR FRANCIS
Our Francis, who art in the Vatican,
how did you get to be pope.
Your errors confuse and your heresies abound
in Amoris as in Letitia.
Give us this day our daily dig.
And accuse us of our trespasses, as you accuse
Vigano, the Dubia Cardinals, and rigid promethian pharisees of trespassing against you..
And don’t lead us not into temptation, since we’re not allowed to say that anymore.
But deliver us from global warming.
Prayhard
Sadly very apt for this time.
Link? Link? Link? Link? Stories are worthless with a link to the source.
Hello, Arthur
Couldn't find the link but it sure looks like more of the same from the Jebbies.

I see signs of our sins reflected in the “symptoms of sickness evident in the soil, in the water, in the air and in all forms of life.” 6 I see how indigenous peoples have been displaced from their lands and seen their water contaminated due to an economic system that prioritizes profit over people …More
Hello, Arthur
Couldn't find the link but it sure looks like more of the same from the Jebbies.

I see signs of our sins reflected in the “symptoms of sickness evident in the soil, in the water, in the air and in all forms of life.” 6 I see how indigenous peoples have been displaced from their lands and seen their water contaminated due to an economic system that prioritizes profit over people and the common good. I recognize how a “throwaway culture” discards not only things but people as “leftovers,” and how it is the poor and vulnerable who suffer most from climate change. www.ecologicalexamen.org
Painfully accurate and I am howling! Thank you.
Pattfm
1. I am sorry for having been sorry = I am not sorry.
2. sinning is an act of humility = a sin is equal to the greatest virtue (his fellow homosexuals have something to quote.)
3. saved us without our merit? WRONG! redeemed us without our merit. You can sin the last hour and lose heaven.
Work out your salvation... Philippians 2:12
4. offence to think you could be offended by our poor actions? …More
1. I am sorry for having been sorry = I am not sorry.
2. sinning is an act of humility = a sin is equal to the greatest virtue (his fellow homosexuals have something to quote.)
3. saved us without our merit? WRONG! redeemed us without our merit. You can sin the last hour and lose heaven.
Work out your salvation... Philippians 2:12
4. offence to think you could be offended by our poor actions? WRONG! The Saints tells us that the slightest venial sin grieves our good Lord. SIN: presumption.
5. Idolatry: Environment worship.
6. Mass immigration = Let everybody into heaven (good or bad, angel or demon) without checking their record of satanism, luciferianism, homosexualism etc.
7. Overthrow of Christ the Monarch and Pius XII 😇, one of the greatest monarchs.
8. stop tormenting myself in a sterile way with a sense of temptation and sin = Not just overthrow of Examination of Conscience. But the killing of conscience.
9. I can keep going...
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Sounds about right. Though my guess is Francis would simply eliminate the need for an Act of Contrition because, he would say, we were already for given is we are sorry for what we did.
hitherto
Sick joke. It's a sin even to publish this for the public to read.
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JTLiuzza
What sin would that be? It's a satire.
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Luther reloaded and updated. Very clever joke
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This is a joke, surely? I mean someone is pulling our legs?
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