Litany of St. Donald

[To be ignored by duped Catholics]
1) Sleeps with porn queens (All repeat: “Let us ignore it”)
2) Releases the clotshot (“Let us…”)
3) Promotes IVF (“Let us…”)
4) Promotes gay marriage (“Let us…”)
5) Expands GOP abortion acceptance (“Let us…”)
6) Declares himself no Christian (“Let us…”)
7) Controlled by _ews (“Let us…”)
8) Defender of contraception (“Let us…”)
9) Multiple “marriages” (“Let us…”)
10) Said Epstein was a good guy (“Let us…”)
Celebrant: “Oh St. Donald, obtain for us that we may continue to ignore our Catholic faith and promote whomsoever may run as a republican, that we ensure the continued enslavement of America and never feel the sting of conscience which comes with taking our religion seriously, and practicing the virtues. Help us to persevere in ignoring the grave moral defects of this poor man, that he may become our next great leader.”