The anti-vaccine conspiracy theorists claim they will refuse any new vaccine for fear of placing globalist monitoring chips in their bodies. Yet, they are most certain that they can evade the globalist secret espionage and encroachment upon their privacy b/c they regularly receive updates from Alex Jones on their latest I Phone. The irony escapes them.

I'll just leave this here in case anyone else has a groovy company-supplied phone loaded with all kinds of awesome apps and corporate productivity spyware.